Do you think this god gets tired of the constant whining and praying? Never

[MtSarcophilusharrisiit]

a second just to be left alone?
Elaine: Not kick that up a notch to billions of lost children paging you ever second of every day for every year without let up.

 

[joshtttttt_tt]

You would think he'd want them to talk to him and get to know him.

Not Jesus this, Moses that, Abraham hit me with a whiffle ball bat.