Does any1 out there have any funny jokes, sayings, stories or?

Here are some punny puns:

-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
-Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
-Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
-Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

:D
 
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