I mean, magic underpants; isn’t that just damn entertaining? And that’s just the tip of the iceberg; Mormonism has so many layers of stuff that make you just go, “Come on, you can’t be serious!” Catholicism with those ghastly statues of a dead Jew nailed to a cross, Islam with those ape-like barbarians ranting about immorality and Christians with glazed eyes and spit dribbling from their slack-jawed mouths ranting about the ‘end times;’ that stuff is kind of scary, but Mormonism…it’s damn entertaining, isn’t it? I mean, the word ‘Mormon’ itself is so similar to another word that literally means mentally retarded! You couldn’t write a comedy script as funny as this, could you?