Dog Humor: My friend said he had the fastest dog in the world, and I...

DesertCaretaker

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...should bet the house on him, but? he has one problem. The faster he goes, he drifts to the right, but it's only 4 turns he has to make. A guaranteed winners. so I bet the house.

He was fast...so fast by the second turn he was 10 lengths ahead...drifting a bit to the right....third turn he was 20 lengths ahead, and a bit farther to the right. Coming around the the fourth turn he was 30 lengths ahead and WHAM into the rail he went....came in last.

My friend told me he didn't know how to cure this, and I told him you need to add little lead to his left ear. He asked me how, and I told him with a SHOTGUN=:-D
I just lost my house, but if the dog was weighted with lead on his left side, he might finish the race. I just lost my house, so I'd add the lead with a SHOTGUN.....okay, to complex...

What has 18 legs and catches flys...is that better.....oh yeah...a baseball teah=:-\
 
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