Dumb blonde joke (very funny!)?

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yanthon

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(FIRST OF ALL, I DO NOT THINK ALL BLONDES ARE DUMB. THOUGH, THIS IS THE ONLY DUMB BLONDE JOKE I FOUND HILARIOUS! AND HERE I GOES:)

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of stupid blonde jokes, when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, "I've heard just about enough of your degrading blonde jokes, asshole. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large ... all in the name of humor."

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde says, "You stay out of this, Mister! I'm talking to that little bastard on your knee!"
 
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Nixieisbackt

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I have a funny one :D


A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island 100 km from shore.

The brunette decides she's going to swim back, but only makes it 20 km before she swims back.,

The red head tries, and she makes it 30 km and swims back.

The blonde, makes it 50 km, get's tired, and swims back.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D
 
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StewieVolvo

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A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair dyed so she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
 
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DreamingOfChocolate

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A turtle was crossing the road when a snail came up and mugged the turtle. When the cops came they asked the turtle what had happened, and the turtle replied, "I dunno it happened so fast!"

Hahahaha!
 
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