GnarlySurferDudeGuy
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Duuuuuuude! Like, here's a joke, Duuuuuuude:
Joe and Jack were driving home through the country one night after a long day of fishing and drinking beer. Joe was driving, and Jack asked "How much longer until we get to the city, Joe?"
"Oh, about an hour or so, Jack; why do you ask?"
"Dude, I gotta take a major dump; pull over so that I can take a dump in the woods here."
So Joe pulls over and Jack gets out of the car and goes into the woods to take a dump. He finds a tree to go behind, pulls down his pants, and does his business. Just as he is finishing up, a poisonous snake comes along and bites Jack square on the tip of his penis. Jack lets out a yell.
"What happened," asked Joe.
"Dude! A snake just bit me on the d!ck! Call for help!"
So Joe calls 911 for help; the dispatcher gets their location and tells him that he can get an ambulance there with the antidote in about 20 minutes. The dispatcher asks what color the snake was.
"What color was the snake, Jack," Joe asked.
"It was yellow, Joe!"
Joe tells the dispatcher that the snake was yellow, and the dispatcher says, "Oh, no! That's a very deadly snake! We'll get the antidote there as fast as we can, but in order for your friend to survive, you must first suck out all the venom."
Joe got off the phone and went to Jack. Jack asked, "What did the dispatcher say?"
Joe replied, "Sorry, Jack, but it looks like you're going to die!"
Joe and Jack were driving home through the country one night after a long day of fishing and drinking beer. Joe was driving, and Jack asked "How much longer until we get to the city, Joe?"
"Oh, about an hour or so, Jack; why do you ask?"
"Dude, I gotta take a major dump; pull over so that I can take a dump in the woods here."
So Joe pulls over and Jack gets out of the car and goes into the woods to take a dump. He finds a tree to go behind, pulls down his pants, and does his business. Just as he is finishing up, a poisonous snake comes along and bites Jack square on the tip of his penis. Jack lets out a yell.
"What happened," asked Joe.
"Dude! A snake just bit me on the d!ck! Call for help!"
So Joe calls 911 for help; the dispatcher gets their location and tells him that he can get an ambulance there with the antidote in about 20 minutes. The dispatcher asks what color the snake was.
"What color was the snake, Jack," Joe asked.
"It was yellow, Joe!"
Joe tells the dispatcher that the snake was yellow, and the dispatcher says, "Oh, no! That's a very deadly snake! We'll get the antidote there as fast as we can, but in order for your friend to survive, you must first suck out all the venom."
Joe got off the phone and went to Jack. Jack asked, "What did the dispatcher say?"
Joe replied, "Sorry, Jack, but it looks like you're going to die!"