Eight Valentine's Day Movies For Highly Specific Situations

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A Valentine's Day movie, called Valentine's Day, released two days before Valentine's Day? How groundbreaking! Especially when you realize it's a romantic comedy (shock!) starring Julia Roberts and Jessica Alba (double shock!). It's billed as a film for couples Criminal Minds complete sets, meaning you should take a date Clint Eastwood dvds, and you're encouraged to laugh at people who go see it alone. Or, you can skip it. In which case CSI NY the complete series dvd, don't despair; there are plenty of other movies to watch this Valentine's Day, no matter who you are:1. For Those Who Associate Valentine's Day with Murder The Tudors dvd sets The Tudors uk box set Curb Your Enthusiasm tv show dvd sale, Canadians:My Bloody ValentineDoes February 14 make you feel like someone's stabbing your heart with an axe-pick? Then this is the movie for you. 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