Elaborate Bank Heists

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Post your ideas for some. Running in with a gun shouting "GIVE ME TEH' MONAE" doesn't work in real life, they used marked bills...so whatever...
BTW,
they can be as unrealistic as possible...i just want to see what ST can come up with.
 
go in and never come out, then when least expect it (christmas) come outa your hole and rob the bitches!
 
placing a container with a powdered nerve agent into the air vent

Wait, then enter with full masks and gear, go into the vault area, drill thru the top, fill the vault with water, drop a timed high-explosive inside of it.

detonate, and remove whatever boxes of jewerly/ect you want. and set off a high-explosive in a random office building across town. That should distract most of the PD.

The ones left can be taken out. Corner snipers on the upper buildings. Armed with sako Trg-42's. .338 lapua magnum rounds, preferrably custom hand-turned armor peircing.

at which point move loot to a small lake, and use a sea-plane to fly to a miami harbor. Boat to the cayman islands and then devide profits/win.


Also, as a police deterant, place fake fire-hydrants conceiling high-explosives wrapped in ball bearings with remote detonators along the street. What officers do show up get the pleasent suprise of dealing with psuedo-claymores.
 
I won't tell you my elaborate plans to rob banks. Then you'd be able to rob the banks before me.
 
The major flaws of your plan-
1. that it would be extraordinarily difficult to transport the water there
2. The fact that you are using guns makes this less of a heist and more of a armed robbery... (not really a flaw, but "less classy")
3. A more than substantial amount of fake fire-hydrants would be noticed before the actual heist took place...and what if this was in a major city? I don't think you could kill all NYPD's finest.
 
I will walk in and say give me teh monae, wit mah m4. Fuck wit it. Shoot my way out, cuz I ain't going back to prison.
 
well first i'd get me and my buddies named steve together and enter with infrared flashlights to fry the security cameras before busting our guns out and initiating the robbery. from there we'd stick all the people in the bank downstairs and dress them in identical painter's suits. after initiating contact with the police, i'd make my demands and allow the lead negotiator in to show him that all of the hostages are ok. after scuffling with him, i'd execute one of the hostages, but not really because i'm too smart, and he's too smart to be a cop. a couple steves would dig a hole in the main vault to a sewer for some reason and we'd concoct an elaborate side story involving the owner of the bank to disguise a few plot holes before throwing some smoke bombs out the main doors and having all the identically dressed hostages rush out. no money would have been taken, and no people would be found dead so i'd disappear from the main story for a while during interrogations and reappear later, living up to my promise of walking out of the bank with the money because i was hiding behind a false wall in the vault.
 
true:

So to counter:

1. Arrainge a meeting with the bank manager. Put him at gun point, put on a mask, and tell him to put on a mask. Then release to nerve agent. After he has open the vault, shoot him.

2. Heists are for movies. A firearm is the only way to get a point across

3. No. I probably wouldnt, but if this was a larger city, i would plan multiple things to happen. Also, 1-2 *additional* fire-hydrants isnt very noticeable. I could add them in a 4 block radius prior. Since this is a major city, i would have to rig more buildings. The bigger the scene, the less things to notice.
 
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