Elaborate Bank Heists

[Beccaaa]

Watch Bandits

take bank manager night before and take him in in the morning before peolple show up

 

[PeterMarshallBooker]

so they walk in with their faces exposed for everyone to see? with nothing with a small gun? how do they fight off the cops?

 

[Celina]

With the AK's they had sitting in the trunk of the car?

EDIT: They had that anyway for the record.

 

[GodzCriBebe]

SHOOT3R USA and Jack of Blades, for the love of God stop talking.

 

[Friendd]

Those guys had robbed numerous banks before that one. I think they knew what they were doing.

 

[bourbonixecom]

i would find a pedophiliac owner of a bank and blackmail him with incriminating pics forcing him to gib me all da gold

 

[oOh]

that's what i was saying... Fool proof plan

 

[LaraSantos]

i'll start by moving to chatsworth, ca to become a pornstar. from there i'll work my way up the porn corporate ladder until i have my own company. while i'm moving up the vagina ladder i'll make friends with the locals, including the bankers. once i have my own company i'll hook some bankers up with some jobs with some top notch pornstars. a little latter down the road i'll ask to do a "bank robbery" photo shoot. i'll remind my banker "pals" of their "success" in the films i hooked them up with and coerce them into getting into this shoot. while they're getting laid, i steal all the cash and replace it with the fake money we had on site for the shoot. everything should go off without a hitch and i'm out to canada the next day.

 

[thatrowegirl]

Excuse me but wtf are you doing?

 

[JayA]

Getting a migraine from your "plan."
I won't lie, I don't have a heist plan... but I also don't have a retarded one that a 7 year old with down syndrome thought of.

 

[stars7s]

Yeah, because I plan on doing this and all.

Shut the fuck up.

 

[mark_energy]

Not saying you're going to... You just like a fucking idiot when you say what you're thinking. You really should stop talking.

 

[ponteeee]

you got the whole water shit straight from mythbusters when they were testing movie myths

 

[BethX]

lol. Okay man.

 

[jamesdean2002uk]

Thats actually really good.

 

[JM3245]

hack a bank, do it all without even having to step in.

yes, this is a good idea for them lazy people out there.

 

[Emancipation94]

Find where the manager of said bank lives, Sleep over with the managers family accompany him to the bank early the next morning, take the money and leave.

 

[AshaDasilva]

Place remote detonated Claymore mines (with Ball bearings in them) within the 1 block radius of the bank. Get enough guys for 1 for each teller so they don't hit the silent alarm. When the cops eventually do get there, blow the claymores, drive away.

 

[IamIcon]

Office Space.

No bank or heist needed.

 

[shutshut92]

ROTFLOL!!!! This is the funniest thing i have read in a long freakin time. The most plausible plan in here yet.