Back in 2006 I think,my bf had a camper at the same camp ground as his dad.My bf at that time and I were in a new relationship,so this was the first time I met his dad.
There was something wrong with the septic in my bf's camper,so his dad came and was trying to fix it.
I could tell his dad was getting pissed off and it was making me feel a bit uncomfortable (cuz I didn't know him well)
My bf was pulling on a hose under the camper,and his sad was standing in front of him and I was standing beside him.All of a sudden,my bf pulled the hose loose and crap and pee came out all over his arm.......along with the used condom he tried flushing down the toilet the night before and the condom STUCK TO HIS ARM!!! And his dad was right there!! Talk about embarrassing!