Funny answers to funny questions?

BethMorgan

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Hi guys, so tomorrow I have a GCSE assessment on speaking and listening, and we are perforning a short version of the TV show 'Blind Date'. I need some funny but not too rude answers to these questions:

If you were a chocolate bar, what would you be?

What is your favourite song?

What is your favourite sport?

Top points awarded to those who can answer them the best!
 

TuChinII

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Q1: i'd be a mars bar because im out of this world.

Q2: my favourite song is locked out of heaven. because im in hell

Q3: football
 
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