3 men are stuck on an island full of cannibals and are taken to the leader. He offers them a deal to guarantee their safety. He tells them to go about the island and bring back 10 pieces of 1 fruit and will provide further instructions once they return. So the first man comes back with 10 apples. He is instructed that he must put them up his rectum without any kind of facial expression or noise or he will be killed and eaten. He manages to get only 3 so he is killed and eaten. The second man comes back with 10 berries. He is told to do the same as the first. He is able to get 9 but suddenly bursts out laughing so he is also killed. The 2 men meet in the afterlife and the 1st man asks "What happened? You were so close!" to which the 2nd responds, "I couldn't help myself. I saw the 3rd guy coming back with pineapples."