Sep 5, 2009 #1 A Archit New member Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 21 Reaction score 0 Points 1 I need a 15-25 liner funny poem about chemistry subject or its scientists. Please help!!
Sep 5, 2009 #2 D DrGaellon New member Joined Sep 5, 2009 Messages 1 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Little Tommy was a chemist Now Tommy is no more For what he thought was H2O Was H2SO4
Sep 7, 2009 #3 H Hannah Member Joined May 15, 2008 Messages 854 Reaction score 0 Points 16 "Chemistry Class" Chemistry class, chemistry class, The class in which I do surpass! The class I really most enjoy, My teacher, though, I do annoy! Mixing that, twirling this, Adding 'till I hear a hiss! Prompting looks up from her desk, Towards my beaker, statuesque! Heating up, cooling down, My teacher watches, face a frown! Lovely liquid, yellow bubbles, Teacher's ready for the troubles! Exploding here, exploding there, Yellow globs in teacher's hair! It's dripping onto teacher's shawl, And creeping down the classroom wall! Fizzle here, fizzle through, Oh no, I think I'm in a stew! It's eaten through the wooden floor, And dropped below on Mr. Moore! Chemistry mess, much distress, My brew today did not impress! Chemistry is my favorite class, But that's my last, I think, alas! ©2005 Gareth Lancaster I think that's awesome =)
"Chemistry Class" Chemistry class, chemistry class, The class in which I do surpass! The class I really most enjoy, My teacher, though, I do annoy! Mixing that, twirling this, Adding 'till I hear a hiss! Prompting looks up from her desk, Towards my beaker, statuesque! Heating up, cooling down, My teacher watches, face a frown! Lovely liquid, yellow bubbles, Teacher's ready for the troubles! Exploding here, exploding there, Yellow globs in teacher's hair! It's dripping onto teacher's shawl, And creeping down the classroom wall! Fizzle here, fizzle through, Oh no, I think I'm in a stew! It's eaten through the wooden floor, And dropped below on Mr. Moore! Chemistry mess, much distress, My brew today did not impress! Chemistry is my favorite class, But that's my last, I think, alas! ©2005 Gareth Lancaster I think that's awesome =)
Sep 17, 2009 #4 F Fokii New member Joined Jan 5, 2009 Messages 2 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Chemistry is fun, apply explosives up the bum.