funny,cute, or even dirty pick up lines.?

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bonjur_amigo23

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i was on myspace & 1 of my friends asked if people could share some pick up lines. There were only a few but they were funny. Me & my friends always use these on the guys at our school...& they always seem 2 have the best pickup lines. So i dont care if its dirty, wierd, or what ever! Please share yours....thanks!!
i love cheesey 1s 2!!
 
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Elyk

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I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!



Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!



I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?



Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?



Can I buy you a drink - or would you just prefer the five bucks?



I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.



I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.



Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?



You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot.



You know what would look great on you? Me.



Can I read your T shirt in brail?



Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.



You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.



I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.



Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get!



Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.



Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.



The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.



Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night!



Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!



How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?



I have Skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?



That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?



You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.



If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.



What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.



If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.



All those curves! And me with no brakes!



Can I even get a fake number?



You’ll do.

And more funny pick up lines:



Excuse me for interrupting and I’m not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you’re packing that much ass.



You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!



Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.



I would say God bless you but it looks like he already did.



It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.
Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.



Damn, I’m glad I’m not blind!



If I followed you home, would you keep me?



If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?



You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!



Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?



Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?



If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!



Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.



I lost my number, can I have yours?



Let’s make like fabric softner and snuggle



Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.



Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!



Hi there. Inheriting 50 million dollars doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
 
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Biolover

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A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.



All this could be yours for one low, low price!



Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?



Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.



Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.



As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!



Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."



Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!



Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print



Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!



Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.



Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.



Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.



Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?



Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.



Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.



(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).



Coffee? Tea? Me?



Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!



Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?



Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!



Do you have room in your life for another friend?



Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?



Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.



Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?



Does my breath smell okay?



Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.



Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!



Don't you know me from somewhere?



Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent.



Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful"



Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.



Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My jaw!



Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?



Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.



Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.



Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.



Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.



Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?



Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?



Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?



Good news, the test results are negative!



Got me? I'll do your body good.



Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"



Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag



Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.



Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.



Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)



I've seen till I gazed into your eyes



He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? He: Twice.



Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.



Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?



Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.



Hey, come here often? You could, with me.



Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.



Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.



Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!



Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?



Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?



Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!



Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.



Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?



Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?



Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you
 
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plaugedeaznboy

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mm...
the names (your name), remember it cause your gonna scream it all night long

This one i saw on t.v
how much does a polar bear wiegh? enough to break the ice, can i get your number?

not sure if its a pick-up line, it from Armor For Sleep, good band XD
If i were sand
and you were oceans
the moon were be
why your pulled to me
 
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