Greek Mythology: Ares and Aphrodite and Hephaestus?

[SonoftheSeaGod]

These three have iusses, Ares and Aphrodite love each other but she is married to Hephaestus.
Well I think it's about time these three went on The Jeremy kyle Show.

Jeremy Kyle: Now next on my show we have a goddess who is married but she's been sleeping with anouther god, lets bring her out
*Aphrodite walks out to wolf wistels*
Jeremy Kyle: Oh ee...oh...hi..yes,,, you are so lovely
*He opens his mouth and gags at her*
Jeremy Kyle: Take a seat now you've been going with a god called Ares *Shows Ares backstage* while married to Hephaestus *Shows the god blasting mortals out of anger*

Who would be in the crowds? and is they any chance this show could go one air with three gods, they could kill everyone, My father Poseidon thinks its a great idea

 

[DistortedDefined]

-You just know Hades would be in the audience any chance to see the other gods at less than their best and that fella is there. You'd think that chip on his shoulder would have worn down a bit after so many years.

-Maybe Herakles for security with back up from Theseus and Perseus

-Demeter has to be there as well being in charge of the sanctity of marriage is pretty much a given.

-Dionysus for the pure chaotic revelry bound to be breaking out

-Possibly Athena for an obligatory "Oh no she di'n't!"

 

[joetheman]

and they're all relatives too