Guy rules

Pah, you call that banned? I've been banned harder than that
 
In our day you were banned up and down the stairs with a strap across your arse, that were beiong banned. /old geezer impersonation
 
You know how the camera puts pounds on? Well the internet puts years on and makes you sound like a hovis advert.
 
I can't think of any don't really listen to or follow rules unless they're my own so if they're out there I'm going to break/bend them on principle.

Now back to the childishness thread!
 
Guy can't give a girl a high powered lantern for a special occasion, it has to be a scented candle lined with bee poop and produces no more light than a firefly even though the lantern is more useful because you can use it to see in the dark!

So, Guy rule: Guys must choke at buying gifts for girls. They must buy things that are utterly useless, like jewelery.
 
I'm great at buying gifts. I once bought my wife red boxing gloves for valentines day. Fortunatly she doesn't understand irony
 
So apparently Gcollin...All homosexuals everywhere are exactly the same?

Well I'll be damned. The gay guys I talk to must not in fact be gay, because they are decent humans.

I hope some crazy offtopic guy on PCP beats the snot out of you, and then .
 
Whoa! Coronavirus. Less of that sort of thing please. Strong views aside, this is a family friendly forum!
 
While I applaud the sentiment, I think it's time we either got on with the guy rules or, frankly my preferred option, to let the thread die. I've been known to screw the odd guy, and I'd rather put this episode behind me. Sorry, just the way I feel.
 
Agreed.

Guy Rule#132. You will during your teens have a stupidly small engined moped that does 27 mph at 1 million revs with the sound of 500 tin cans being dragged down the road.


This in your mind will be a 1000cc Fireblade.
 
Can I have a 2-stroke 125cc MZ (east german bike) instead? After all, I did. I also have a bantam- somewhere...
 
You like me must have had to work up the the mighty 125cc machine.

I had a Yamaha DT50.

Then a 125 Suzuki DR, a nice 4 stroke which I drove into a lamp post.

I had to have several stitches in my face. The council also charged me for the lamp post, which I bent.

Lamp post 0. Simon 1.
 
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