Guy rules

Guy rule #139: As a man you must live your life by constantly using quotes from the greatest films ever (subjective).
 
Guy rule #140: Re: rule #139. Impersonating Ali G and calling your wife 'Me bitch' or 'Me Julie' and asking 'Why is you getting so eggy? Is you on?' may result in a limp.
 
guy rule number 140: Stop asking me 'would I'. of course I would. What are you, some sort of Sissy?
 
#141: In a "Would you rather sleep with [insert hot female name] or [insert hot female name]?" question, the correct answer is always "Both."
 
guy rule - Must like threesomes xD

and sure....after all who wouldnt want MAP's very own Tyrannosaurus Flex?
 
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