Guy rules

[jo_z47]

Guy rule # 15 the answer to " does my bum look big in this ?" is ALWAYS no !

 

[Godot]

Guy Rule #16: If your hand brushes another man's hand as you are walking side by side, you will not acknowledge the contact!

 

[KaiteyJ]

Guy rule #17: You're only gay if you push back.

 

[ChrisEFCe]

Guy rule 18:

If anyone questions your manliness, for example by saying hello or asking how you are, punch them in the face.


some of this is starting to flirt with the ToS, guys. Can we try and cool it down for a while? Thanking you!

 

[sivart7555]

I know this thread is in jest but too many of these rules seem to be based on a fear of being accused of homosexuality.

Sorry guys, I guess my view of what it means to be a man is a little different to that 'backs to the walls!' mentality.

 

[ColdFrosty]

Guy rule #19: When finished using the toilet, always ensure the seat is UP

 

[ghostwalker0772]

Guy Rule #20: Always ignore the advice of others because they are surely wrong and you are right; especially when it comes to directions.

 

[topdn]

Guy Rule #21: Never rotate a map when trying to navigate.

 

[EdF]

Guy rule 22: You may not ask for directions.

Guy rule 23: You may not read the instructions before assembling anything.

Guy rule 24: Farting is big and it is clever and it is funny.

Mitch

 

[LietKynes]

Guy Rule #25: It is impossible to say 'boobies' out loud without grinning.

 

[MrTickle]

Never noticed that one before coma, but very true

Guy Rule #26: If you spill something on your hand, always wipe it on your trousers if a towel is more than two inches out of reach.

Guy Rule #27: If biologically possible, beard If nothing else, rockin' sideburns (looking at you, Diego )

 

[WackyWanda]

Guy Rule #28: Half pints don't exist.

 

[memphischick]

Guy rule #29: Whatever size it is, add three inches.

 

[jasper]

Guy Rule #30: Never pay any part of a restaurant bill with coins.

 

[lyndam]

Guy rule #31: When a chick looks at you, it means she's checking you out. Always.

 

[jepramirez]

Guy rule #32: When a bloke looks at you, it means they are envious of your good looks and manly physique. Always.

 

[ChristopherPaul]

Guy rule No. 33. Dogs = Yes, Cats = No.

 

[AngryBitterWoman]

Guy Rule #34: When asked "What is your favourite movie?" The answer is ALWAYS Star Wars, ALWAYS!

 

[anotherlthing]

Guy Rule #35: Never, ever, EVER nail one of your mates sisters unless you're willing to marry her. Or run very fast.

 

[TedBundy]

Guy rule No. 36: You can never own more than 5 pairs of shoes.