May 24, 2010 #21 J jo_z47 Member Joined Mar 6, 2008 Messages 30 Reaction score 0 Points 6 Guy rule # 15 the answer to " does my bum look big in this ?" is ALWAYS no !
May 24, 2010 #22 G Godot Member Joined Feb 18, 2008 Messages 65 Reaction score 0 Points 6 Guy Rule #16: If your hand brushes another man's hand as you are walking side by side, you will not acknowledge the contact!
Guy Rule #16: If your hand brushes another man's hand as you are walking side by side, you will not acknowledge the contact!
May 24, 2010 #23 K KaiteyJ Member Joined Apr 19, 2008 Messages 30 Reaction score 0 Points 6 Guy rule #17: You're only gay if you push back.
May 24, 2010 #24 C ChrisEFCe Member Joined Apr 10, 2008 Messages 33 Reaction score 0 Points 6 Guy rule 18: If anyone questions your manliness, for example by saying hello or asking how you are, punch them in the face. some of this is starting to flirt with the ToS, guys. Can we try and cool it down for a while? Thanking you!
Guy rule 18: If anyone questions your manliness, for example by saying hello or asking how you are, punch them in the face. some of this is starting to flirt with the ToS, guys. Can we try and cool it down for a while? Thanking you!
May 24, 2010 #25 S sivart7555 Member Joined Apr 13, 2008 Messages 70 Reaction score 0 Points 6 I know this thread is in jest but too many of these rules seem to be based on a fear of being accused of homosexuality. Sorry guys, I guess my view of what it means to be a man is a little different to that 'backs to the walls!' mentality.
I know this thread is in jest but too many of these rules seem to be based on a fear of being accused of homosexuality. Sorry guys, I guess my view of what it means to be a man is a little different to that 'backs to the walls!' mentality.
May 24, 2010 #26 C ColdFrosty New member Joined Feb 27, 2008 Messages 19 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Guy rule #19: When finished using the toilet, always ensure the seat is UP
May 24, 2010 #27 G ghostwalker0772 Member Joined Mar 15, 2008 Messages 44 Reaction score 0 Points 6 Guy Rule #20: Always ignore the advice of others because they are surely wrong and you are right; especially when it comes to directions.
Guy Rule #20: Always ignore the advice of others because they are surely wrong and you are right; especially when it comes to directions.
May 24, 2010 #28 T topdn Member Joined Mar 18, 2008 Messages 87 Reaction score 0 Points 6 Guy Rule #21: Never rotate a map when trying to navigate.
May 24, 2010 #29 E EdF Member Joined Mar 22, 2008 Messages 72 Reaction score 0 Points 6 Guy rule 22: You may not ask for directions. Guy rule 23: You may not read the instructions before assembling anything. Guy rule 24: Farting is big and it is clever and it is funny. Mitch
Guy rule 22: You may not ask for directions. Guy rule 23: You may not read the instructions before assembling anything. Guy rule 24: Farting is big and it is clever and it is funny. Mitch
May 24, 2010 #30 L LietKynes New member Joined Apr 5, 2008 Messages 22 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Guy Rule #25: It is impossible to say 'boobies' out loud without grinning.
May 24, 2010 #31 M MrTickle Member Joined Mar 4, 2008 Messages 37 Reaction score 0 Points 6 Never noticed that one before coma, but very true Guy Rule #26: If you spill something on your hand, always wipe it on your trousers if a towel is more than two inches out of reach. Guy Rule #27: If biologically possible, beard If nothing else, rockin' sideburns (looking at you, Diego )
Never noticed that one before coma, but very true Guy Rule #26: If you spill something on your hand, always wipe it on your trousers if a towel is more than two inches out of reach. Guy Rule #27: If biologically possible, beard If nothing else, rockin' sideburns (looking at you, Diego )
May 24, 2010 #32 W WackyWanda Member Joined Feb 19, 2008 Messages 37 Reaction score 0 Points 6 Guy Rule #28: Half pints don't exist.
May 24, 2010 #33 M memphischick Member Joined Mar 3, 2008 Messages 41 Reaction score 0 Points 6 Guy rule #29: Whatever size it is, add three inches.
May 24, 2010 #34 J jasper Member Joined Feb 19, 2008 Messages 127 Reaction score 0 Points 16 Guy Rule #30: Never pay any part of a restaurant bill with coins.
May 24, 2010 #35 L lyndam Member Joined Apr 8, 2008 Messages 31 Reaction score 0 Points 6 Guy rule #31: When a chick looks at you, it means she's checking you out. Always.
May 24, 2010 #36 J jepramirez New member Joined Mar 22, 2008 Messages 19 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Guy rule #32: When a bloke looks at you, it means they are envious of your good looks and manly physique. Always.
Guy rule #32: When a bloke looks at you, it means they are envious of your good looks and manly physique. Always.
May 24, 2010 #37 C ChristopherPaul New member Joined Mar 28, 2008 Messages 26 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Guy rule No. 33. Dogs = Yes, Cats = No.
May 24, 2010 #38 A AngryBitterWoman New member Joined Feb 19, 2008 Messages 24 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Guy Rule #34: When asked "What is your favourite movie?" The answer is ALWAYS Star Wars, ALWAYS!
May 24, 2010 #39 A anotherlthing New member Joined Apr 14, 2008 Messages 21 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Guy Rule #35: Never, ever, EVER nail one of your mates sisters unless you're willing to marry her. Or run very fast.
Guy Rule #35: Never, ever, EVER nail one of your mates sisters unless you're willing to marry her. Or run very fast.
May 24, 2010 #40 T TedBundy New member Joined Feb 17, 2008 Messages 23 Reaction score 0 Points 1 Guy rule No. 36: You can never own more than 5 pairs of shoes.