Guy rules

[gollygawsh93]

I can ban you from here.

Vegetarian Mitch

 

[Courtne{Y}]

#124: Nose hair is a sign of wisdom.

 

[TravisW]

125: Ear hair doubly so.

 

[collie_brawny]

No No...you just decided your a HOLDEN man. No need to worry about the FORD part.

 

[kharilli]

Guy rule #126: any or all of the preceeding 125 rules may be momentarily broken if, and only if, it is to increase your chance of "gettin' some"

 

[MortiferLascivio]

Rule #127: Men do NOT cook. Period.

 

[floppyorangehat]

I cook sometimes...

 

[StephenW]

You mean you're not female?

 

[CyanideOverused]

Indeed, I simply create pieces of art that are edible. (i'd starve waiting for the missus to cook)

Rule #128: Arse, It is always arse and not 'ass' and certainly never 'butt'.

 

[VivekK]

#129 - if a screw loses its thread, GET THE HAMMER.

 

[SLR]

#130 when fixing anything you will have some original parts that you no longer need. This is because you made it more efficient and not for any other reason.

 

[dchoudhtry]

#131 - the manual is for wimps, losers and women.

If this rule has already been stated, its restatement just shows how damn important it is.

 

[warmfuzzies]

#132: Dirty clothes are supposed to pile on the floor. It is the natural order of things.

 

[mheather83]

#133: Men are allowed to barbecue food, but never cook using a cooker.

#134: Burping loudly is mandatory. So is casually and openly digging your ill fitting pants out of your bum crack.

 

[purplelover_95]

Just because I have a female avatar (the Major from GITS S.A.C. 2nd GIG ) it does not mean I'm a female.

Although, I'm intrigued as to why you think I'm so...?

Could it be my total pigheadedness to look facts in the face?

 

[jouster85]

#135 Efficiency is king. Licking a plate clean is much more efficient than washing it.

 

[yeppidy]

guys don't hug, unless drunk

 

[S_SMasterton]

You should get so drunk that you lose your motor skills, can't talk properly, and vomit at least once.

 

[prettyinpunkk]

when guys DO hug, the objective is to cave the other man's lungs in, and it's generally done with a closed fist.

 

[SuperSoccerBabe17]

Guy Rule #139