Guy rules

Guy rule #126: any or all of the preceeding 125 rules may be momentarily broken if, and only if, it is to increase your chance of "gettin' some"
 
Indeed, I simply create pieces of art that are edible. (i'd starve waiting for the missus to cook)

Rule #128: Arse, It is always arse and not 'ass' and certainly never 'butt'.
 
#130 when fixing anything you will have some original parts that you no longer need. This is because you made it more efficient and not for any other reason.
 
#131 - the manual is for wimps, losers and women.

If this rule has already been stated, its restatement just shows how damn important it is.
 
#132: Dirty clothes are supposed to pile on the floor. It is the natural order of things.
 
#133: Men are allowed to barbecue food, but never cook using a cooker.

#134: Burping loudly is mandatory. So is casually and openly digging your ill fitting pants out of your bum crack.
 
Just because I have a female avatar (the Major from GITS S.A.C. 2nd GIG ) it does not mean I'm a female.

Although, I'm intrigued as to why you think I'm so...?

Could it be my total pigheadedness to look facts in the face?
 
#135 Efficiency is king. Licking a plate clean is much more efficient than washing it.
 
You should get so drunk that you lose your motor skills, can't talk properly, and vomit at least once.
 
when guys DO hug, the objective is to cave the other man's lungs in, and it's generally done with a closed fist.
 
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