Hey, look at this joke! Is it funny?!?!?!?

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madgaloverherexd

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A married couple is in their car going back home after dinner.
the husband drives.
Suddenly,a cop came n stop their car.

Husband:What's wrong?
Cop:U r fined for a broken tail light sir.
Husband:Broken tail light?I didn't know that. rly??
Wife:oh honey,U know our car has a broken tail light since last month.
Husband:(gives wife a dirty look)
Cop:U also r being fined bc not wearing ur seat belt.
Husband:What?? I just opened the seatbelt when u came!
Wife:no,u never wear the seatbelt!
Husband:Shut up honey!
Cop:Is your husband always like this,miss?
Wife:Nope, only when he is drunk.
 
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