How bad does your hygine have to be to smell like crap?

[InterestedHuman]

I've become increasingly paranoid about how i smell. I can't smell anything on me but i'm always thinking that i smell like shit.

I wash twice a day, using Lynx liquid soap around my entire body and a Head and shoulders shampoo. I brush my teeth twice a day and use Listerine mouthwash in the morning. I chew about 3-4 pieces of gum a day. I shit about 1-2 times a day (3 if i've eaten a lot of junk) and i wipe my ass thoroughly. I apply a Lynx deodorant in the morning and once mid-day.

My question is pretty simple, how unhygienic would somebody have to be to smell like human shit? I just need to know that i'm paranoid.

 

[mybooga]

You are definantly paranoid. I do the same thing sometimes. I feel like I stink no matter how much I wash. I would think that someone would either have to not wipe at all or go like a full week without bathing. Although I wouldn't want to do any experiments to find out or meet the person who would. I prefer to be clean.

 

[VoteforPedro]

I think you need to see a shrink.