Buy a lock of her hair on ebay. Set up a camera to record the following. Place the lock of her hair in metal bucket full of gasoline. Remove all your clothing except a guitar strapped across your hoohaa. Dance around the bucket, ending the dance with a fresh ejaculation over the hair into the bucket. Light on fire while singing your favorite Sheryl Crow song. Send this video to her claiming that you love watching her sleep. She will instantly fall in love with you.