How do I get this woman, to do things for me, like cook and clean?

[m½TipsyRightNowm]

and sit on my lap, she is blind?

 

[GrammarNazi]

You think you're in trouble? Mine is not blind and I have to cook for her.

 

[ChelseaEatsNachoes]

I have a better question. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?