How do I tell a Christian "Go away" politely?

[Anatheistpersone]

Sometimes they'll go on for hours trying to convince me God is real. And it just gets.... well, annoying?

 

[nickername]

"By the power invested in me, I cleanse my front porch! Avast with ye, Demon!"

 

[PedroFile]

"I will rip open your heart and drink your bowels using your aorta as a straw."

 

[ThatGuy]

get a human skull. you can usually get these from your local supermarket. then go up to the crazy christian while stroking the human skull and say, "sorry i don't have time too talk too you i'm busy worshipping satan". easy fix this works best on doorknocking christians.

 

[Johnny]

GTFO noob

 

[James]

just say your not interested

 

[DEEPDIVER]

put your lips together and say. GO AWAY! Works everytime

 

[iaintknow]

tell them the truth
tell them you know god is real and choose to sin
after enough sin it's the hardness of your heart that says you don't care anymore
they like the truth why not stop lying and tell them the entire truth

they know they are annoying you .. theuy 're trying to moderate it so you don't get really angry .. and if you do ... they're trained for that too.christians is tough
who else can suffer and die for someone who doesn't deserve it
and ....maybe they think you're being annoying ..aren't you just a little ?

 

[BF]

Just say, no thanks.

 

[IdentityCrisis]

''Away with you devil spawn!''