how to finish this funny statement? 10 points!?

[Loveeliveelaugh]

I need to finish this sentence (it needs to be funny)

"When it comes to public transportation, people are more aggressive than ________"

 

[PRS]

Bees near bee hive.

 

[AhhhtRealMonster]

Ants at a picnic.

It depends on your humour.

 

[JulieraeOng]

a rabbit

 

[binglind]

aha

 

[James]

the hulk when i peed in his face

 

[ThirdEarthAge]

A prostitute on payday.

 

[Thomas]

Rabid monkeys

 

[GhostRider]

i would say chuck norris but i am now 16 and i will tell after 86 years if i live upto that

 

[Soona]

three answers but tell me what do you think?
~ Popeye's enemy Bluto!!!!
~ Mother Teresa !!!!!
~ an angree Bee !!