How to get a Christian into the pressure cooker?

[CluckyFish]

It's getting difficult, I tell you. If you chop them up first, then you don't get the scarily humanoid slab of meat. I like presentation. Any tips?

 

[Authoritaaht]

eww cannibal on loose.

 

[dunstanthedruid]

BBQ. Lots of sauce.

 

[GracelikeRain]

That's so funny..... <.<

*sarcasm* [ ! ]

 

[PessimisticOvumllad]

See, this is where using babby works best. You have to use very small ones so that you can really keep the form, but when it comes out of that pressure cooker, it will be tender and delicious. The meat will fall off of the bones, no joke.

 

[SoReal1]

I hope you're not counting on the brains as part of the meal. You will be very disappointed.