How to Kill Annoying Bird

give it to dangerous power. He'll take care of it in his own special way
 
it sees it's reflection and is attacking it thinking it's an opposing bird trying to take his territory. if you shoot it enough with a pb gun, it won't come back, but that's inhuman. use a pool cleaner net, put it in a large garbage bag, and keep it in the fridge til it dies.
 
Feed is rice
bird cant digest rice and it expands in their stomaches and causes internal bleeding
then birdy go bye bye
te he he he eh
 
Rat Poison mixed with seed in a bird feeder.
*EDIT* Actually, help control the pet population by having the bird spayed or neutered.
 
Find another bird for it, and once it sexes it up, it won't make noise any more.
 
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