How to Kill Annoying Bird

[bucky3489]

my airsoft gun in sig, gaarunteed to work, no bird can dodge 22 a second

 

[CherylJ]

give it to dangerous power. He'll take care of it in his own special way

 

[Navigator]

feed it rice or alka seltzer

 

[averiex]

I'm going to guess that by now, the bird is either gone, or dead.

 

[penelopez]

it sees it's reflection and is attacking it thinking it's an opposing bird trying to take his territory. if you shoot it enough with a pb gun, it won't come back, but that's inhuman. use a pool cleaner net, put it in a large garbage bag, and keep it in the fridge til it dies.

 

[hollistergrl_lol]

Feed is rice
bird cant digest rice and it expands in their stomaches and causes internal bleeding
then birdy go bye bye
te he he he eh

 

[kissescandywishes]

Rat Poison mixed with seed in a bird feeder.
*EDIT* Actually, help control the pet population by having the bird spayed or neutered.

 

[MJK]

Wow, easy double post.

 

[RandiM]

Can I go for 3?
*EDIT* Yes I Can.

 

[MoxiCrimeFighter]

...and it's dead.

 

[ashlyn]

.

 

[m23#one]

You can't kill a bird? http://www.youfail.org/

I highly recommend going to the prescribed website.

 

[EricaT]

Kill it with fire.

 

[Kayls]

youwin.org

 

[talkingmunky]

i saw bear grylls make a bola. it worked for him. Im pretty sure hes a samaurai though.

 

[PedroD]

call chuck norris...

 

[skip12]

Find another bird for it, and once it sexes it up, it won't make noise any more.

 

[Servette]

Ask Boo Radley

 

[HiO]

I suggest you contact Wile E. Coyote.

 

[AlexisInfectious®]

:bowdown: