How to mess up soccer shoes fast ?!?

[Diego]

I would rather not say why i need them to mess up fast , but anyways i have 40 $ nike mercurial shoes so how can i mess them up fast? please no answers explaining to me that i should appreciate what i have.
thanks !
They are really cheap shoes made of plastic

 

[Immobilyzed]

1. Blender.
2. Bunsen burner/torch.
3. Deep fryer.
4. Soak them in acid.
Leave them out in the sun so the plastic will warp.

 

[James]

Spray paint them it messed up my friends cleats.