I am better than you because...

[Haylee]

And Warrior, I am better than you because I have a pet 50ft long octopus and you don't.

 

[PurpleSalsa]

I am better than you because being a male, I have resisted the urge to compare a certain appendage that I have to your 50ft long octopus.

 

[bigj1]

I'm better than you because none of my endocrine glands are outside me in a thin membrane where they can be caught in machinery or slammed in the door.

 

[honestyhurts]

Yeah, I hate replacing doors and broken machinery

 

[CurrynRiceGirl]

You don't need to replace them just because you made a little mess on them...toilet paper will clean it up nicely.

 

[davey]

i'm better than you because i can make my nipples blink.

 

[Taylur]

This is got me really curious







You could feature it on the next James Bond Flick


She not talking 50cm





Ouch, however, some females have a protruding chest that can do this also



I am better than you because the next person that says they are better, are really in denial

 

[Princess_obsessive]

To get back to the subject: I'm better than you because I'm 7'0 and 200kgs. I lied about being a flyweight woman.

 

[sojournerme]

It's hard to replace something damaged by laser every time I pass by and your eyes bulge

 

[ladybee12]

Yeah I'm not physically intimidating at all. I guess dark grey eyes on a young white woman are just that scary. XD

 

[DrePhilwithBoobs]

My eyes bulged because of how small you are.

 

[Gilbertn]

that is better than me

 

[akasiak]

I hope you're not getting offended, this is all in good fun

Although I did slightly exaggerate about it.

*Joke in bad taste; removed*

 

[agarcia531]

i am better than you because i am spartacus

 

[persong]

Yes. You have NOTHING on my giant octopus.

My octopus also has human level intelligence. So you see...it's a consenting adult.

So yes, I'm better than you and my octopus is better than you, too.

 

[JaneC]

I'm better than you because I smell of roses and you smell of rotten eggs.

 

[huhh]

I am better than you because I am Marcus Crassus

 

[justfekindoit]

You can smell people via the internet?

 

[TheCheese:]]

Yes. See, I'm better than you because I can smell things via the net and you can't.

 

[bradleythomas]

i am better than you because aliens