I am better than you because...

And Warrior, I am better than you because I have a pet 50ft long octopus and you don't.
 
I am better than you because being a male, I have resisted the urge to compare a certain appendage that I have to your 50ft long octopus.
 
I'm better than you because none of my endocrine glands are outside me in a thin membrane where they can be caught in machinery or slammed in the door.
 
You don't need to replace them just because you made a little mess on them...toilet paper will clean it up nicely.
 
This is got me really curious







You could feature it on the next James Bond Flick


She not talking 50cm





Ouch, however, some females have a protruding chest that can do this also



I am better than you because the next person that says they are better, are really in denial
 
To get back to the subject: I'm better than you because I'm 7'0 and 200kgs. I lied about being a flyweight woman.
 
It's hard to replace something damaged by laser every time I pass by and your eyes bulge
 
Yeah I'm not physically intimidating at all. I guess dark grey eyes on a young white woman are just that scary. XD
 
I hope you're not getting offended, this is all in good fun

Although I did slightly exaggerate about it.

*Joke in bad taste; removed*
 
Yes. You have NOTHING on my giant octopus.

My octopus also has human level intelligence. So you see...it's a consenting adult.

So yes, I'm better than you and my octopus is better than you, too.
 
I'm better than you because I smell of roses and you smell of rotten eggs.
 
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