I am better than you because...

I'm better than you because it says so in the ToS.

I'm also better than you because I can read the small print between the lines.
 
I am better than you because the force is with me...or was that farce...I can never remember.
 
I am better then you because I can remember that the word Obewan is looking for is actually 'farts'.

It's been clinging to him for days...
 
Sorry, but no fart jokes.

http://www.ihav.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109351
 
I'm better than you because I benefit from the wonders of youth and vitality!
 
I'm better than you because I'm old and I'm Chinese. Whatever that I have said, I can always say, "Old Chinese saying said, ...".
 
I'm better than you because I'm wearing a shirt with bladed wheels all over.
 
I'm not better than you. I'm just better than everyone who is better than you.
 
I'm better than you, and because you are better than everyone who is better than others, I am better than them also.
 
I am better than you because I taught Chuck Norris everything he knows
 
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