I am better than you because...

[AlexisInfectious®]

I am better than you because all the men want to be me, and all the women want to be with me.

 

[SonjaB]

i am better than you because i like chocolate milk a lot.

 

[coolbeans14741]

I'm better than you because it says so in the ToS.

I'm also better than you because I can read the small print between the lines.

 

[umina101]

i am bettter then you because mm pisssd :-s

 

[Samg]

Are you Jonathan Goldsmith?

 

[AriellB]

Do you like Carrageenan?

 

[drewsnider04]

I am better than you because the force is with me...or was that farce...I can never remember.

 

[iloveedwardcullen]

I am better then you because I can remember that the word Obewan is looking for is actually 'farts'.

It's been clinging to him for days...

 

[steelercity36]

Hahaha that is the word I was looking for, no wonder I'm a loner.

 

[Lorelai[tOfficialt]]

i am better than you because the word farts doesn't cling to me for more than 15 minutes.

 

[JennyE]

I'm better than you because i have wings.

 

[KrystylM]

Sorry, but no fart jokes.

http://www.ihav.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109351

 

[Natt]

I'm better than you because I benefit from the wonders of youth and vitality!

 

[KoalaKrisp]

I'm better than you because I'm old and I'm Chinese. Whatever that I have said, I can always say, "Old Chinese saying said, ...".

 

[CAROLER]

I'm better than you because I'm wearing a shirt with bladed wheels all over.

 

[xenophanes40]

I'm better than you because I have an original_____(insert what you like)

 

[djl]

I'm not better than you. I'm just better than everyone who is better than you.

 

[NotThatKindOfGirl]

I'm better than you, and because you are better than everyone who is better than others, I am better than them also.

 

[JCone]

I am better than you because I taught Chuck Norris everything he knows

 

[AndrijP]

I am better than you because I taught you every thing you know