Why did I cross the road? To avoid you, and to get to the other side. So, you see, the chicken may have crossed the road for any number of reasons. maybe she saw a worm across the road, or maybe a rooster.
whatever the reason, the chicken's most basic reason for crossing the road was to get to the other side
hahaha ^.^
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
you think the answer is going to be something weird, but why would u cross the road?
to get to the other side, why cant the chicken think the same?
as for
"Guess what?"
"Chicken Butt.."
There was a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Guess What? Chicken Butt, shortly after Home Alone came out - and starred McCaully Culkin - also included - Guess Who - Chicken Poo - and Guess Where - Chicken Hair (and no, chickens do not have hair)