I got involved in this religion but im unsure?

[LaraK]

Hi, my name is Lara and i recently joined this religious group, they welcomed me very nicely. im a bit unsure about their activities though because when we are all bunched together they talk about the devil and start cursing gays and some of them tattoo 666 on there foreheads. On sunday we are having this event called the fruits of the gods where we all drink this juice together, its suppost to be real fun and a good party i heard from the leader. Theres going to be over 9000 people coming to this party, but im wanting to quit after the party mainly because they sacrifice animals to the gods and i find it quite disturbing. Should i go to this party and say im leaving after? thanks!

 

[supernovamike11]

If you're being serious, you should disassociate with them immediately. That is definitely what I would call a "cult." You don't want to go to the party, trust me... there's nothing for you there.

 

[Glo1]

wow get a life

 

[Noiamnotagain]

I think you should increase your meds

 

[KingNeckbeard]

Are you sure this is a religion?
It sounds like my frat.

Anyway, just go there, get wasted, on "fruit juice" and maybe sacrifice a small animal like a mouse. It might be horrifying at first, but after a while you will love it. The devil is probably metaphorical, and hey, gays deserve to be cursed.

 

[WayneT]

Stay home and drink root beer.

 

[Sadie]

What is the point of going? Walk away today or you might get to the point of no return.

 

[maurice]

Freedom of religion. Do (and I guess write) whatever you want. Well not write just "anything" but yeah.

And yes, this is poor satire.