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12 year old girl : Do you believe in puppy love?
12 year old boy: I tried it once but their as*holes are too small.
A gorgeous woman approaches a man in blue swim trunks on the beach and says " do you know your trunks match your eyes?"
The man replies "why, are my eyes bulging too?"
A man enters a bar with a frog on his head.
the bartender asks in bewilderment "what the hell is that?"
The frog says "I don't know, it started as a pimple on my a*s."
a man tells his wife that, like wine, he will get better with age
So she locked him in the wine cellar
One night in bed a man tells his wife "Tonight i will make you a happy woman."
The wife replied " I can't believe it, you're finally leaving."
12 year old boy: I tried it once but their as*holes are too small.
A gorgeous woman approaches a man in blue swim trunks on the beach and says " do you know your trunks match your eyes?"
The man replies "why, are my eyes bulging too?"
A man enters a bar with a frog on his head.
the bartender asks in bewilderment "what the hell is that?"
The frog says "I don't know, it started as a pimple on my a*s."
a man tells his wife that, like wine, he will get better with age
So she locked him in the wine cellar
One night in bed a man tells his wife "Tonight i will make you a happy woman."
The wife replied " I can't believe it, you're finally leaving."