i havent farted in 3 weeks?

I would say no problem...you might have become the perfect man! ha.


Try Sour Kraut...that should get things a brewin'.
 
there is nothing wrong, you farted everynight in your sleep. you just don't remember it. but everyone else does! :P
 
Fast Food will just clog you up further. Try eating things like Beans or Cabbage (LOTS of it) or drinking Prune Juice. They're all laxatives and they'll help you "go". :)
 
ha ha
if you have not farted in 3 weeks you got a problem

wish I could have that problem
wish my husband had that problem
 
lol. yes. you might have some serious constipation issues. go to the doctor. or eat taco bell. one of those two will cure your problem. :)
 
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