i havent farted in 3 weeks?

[CarolynM]

i havent farted in 3 weeks. is there something worng with me?

 

[macho_camacho777]

I would say no problem...you might have become the perfect man! ha.


Try Sour Kraut...that should get things a brewin'.

 

[yorkieluver1]

there is nothing wrong, you farted everynight in your sleep. you just don't remember it. but everyone else does!

 

[QWERTY]

try eatin some beans

 

[MaxM]

HAHA yah eat some fast food.

 

[chipmunkladiet:]

tell someone to pull yur finger ... but eat some beans first

 

[Liz]

Fast Food will just clog you up further. Try eating things like Beans or Cabbage (LOTS of it) or drinking Prune Juice. They're all laxatives and they'll help you "go".

 

[cranky_gut]

ha ha
if you have not farted in 3 weeks you got a problem

wish I could have that problem
wish my husband had that problem

 

[guerrero82]

lol. yes. you might have some serious constipation issues. go to the doctor. or eat taco bell. one of those two will cure your problem.