I keep finding adult toys in my dish washer how do I know who is it belongs to?

[McLovin]

grandpa had to wash them for his hookers....he looks out for his hoes..

 

[JeA]

Family of 5, including grand father.

 

[Funkywalker]

By taste.. or by leaving them on the counter with a note asking the owner not to place their sex toys in the food holder cleaning box thingy

 

[[EpicFail]]

100% grandfather owns it

 

[mmRileytHBICtmm]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's gross..whoever puts there toys that were in their butthole and or vag where ppl put their dishes to wash them is gross!!! I hope that the dishwasher cleans all the way because u could be eating with a fork with someones butthole juice still on it. Just make a family announcement saying that they need to take that shit to the dry cleaners or something

 

[DopeyDinosaur]

That butt-plug is mine. Grandpa and me were playing when I was over last time.

 

[someguy1]

First off, what kind of toys? You could probably rule out either males or females by that. Next get a DNA analysis.

 

[redbullroxmysox]

your husband who probably doesnt wanna sleep with u

 

[Shayzeesmmmmmm]

The adult toy fairy duh...he/she knows your obviously not getting none, so he/she is trying to help you out

 

[RickA]

Over dinner,
nonchallantly ask whose turn it is to empty the dishwasher.
Whoever EVERYONE points to, owns the toys ;-)

OR

Over dinner, nonchallantly ask no one in particular,
"Do we have any AA batteries?"
Whoever AUTOMATICALLY answers, "I do," owns the toys ;-)

 

[DerektAwayt]

I'd be careful if I where you.