I stuck a piece of wheat grass in a hole and now it really hurts and I can't get

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it out!? I thought it would be fun to see what it was like to stick that piece of long wheat grass up my pee hole and it was at first. Then it really started to burn for some reason and I pulled on it but it hurts too much to pull it out. So I tried peeing and it wouldn't work. Any other suggestion?
 
Youre an idiot, if ur gonna stick things where they shouldnt be its gonna cause problems. U better get to the doctor
 
You gotta bite the bullet and pull it out. If you stick anything in your urethra, it will burn. Like a band-aid just pull it out real quick.
 
Wheat grass is back barbed, and the barbs on the blade are driving into your urethra when you tug on the blade.

Your urethra will start to produce a mucus type secretion because of the irritation, just like our nose would produce when irritated.

When this mucous is present, I suggest rotating the grass blade while you slowly ease it out. It should come out that way and save you the embarrassment of needing to get help. I'm sure that it will come out by rotating it and slowly easing it out.

Don't feel dumb and down on yourself for doing this. Most of us have experimented and done something unusual that we would question ourselves about after.

You're OK Man!....just hope that this works to get it out, which it should.
It's likely going to feel a bit irritated for a day or so after, but it will go away.

Wanting the best for you Man

Me! :- )
 
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