If GOD wuz not able 2 pick up wiminz in BIBLE, Y r ppl expect me 2 pick up woman

EdricNg

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wen i 2 gangsta like w/ jesus? in bible god wuz gangsta b/c tru gangsta do sum crazy shyt. neway GOD + jesus got 0 woman in WHOLE bible! if JESUS not b able 2 tap woman Y ppl r expecting tru gangsta cool boy like me 2 hit sum?
god wuz only tapped 1 woman in bible called mary.

how ppl can expect me 2 hit ne when god barely hit ne?
for ppl who are uneducate lol:

pimpin gangsta (50 cent) =/= tru gangsta cool boy (me, jesus ect.)
 

Lakota

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hhahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhaha. I shouldn't be laughing but it is funny loloooooooooooooooooooooolololololoololollololol!
Seriously though God is not a human so He wouldn't "hit ne" anyway. He doesn't possess such human desire like this
 

Lakota

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hhahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhaha. I shouldn't be laughing but it is funny loloooooooooooooooooooooolololololoololollololol!
Seriously though God is not a human so He wouldn't "hit ne" anyway. He doesn't possess such human desire like this
 
Dis lyk god jus bee all 0v3r u gitten wif wimins. U jus g0t 2 b lyk wtf wayt til eye got a reeng on ur fyngrr. S lyk wat?? u don got 2 b all up on a g lyk dat. k33p it r3al.

S lyk y!a iz sayn dat eye haz 20 myspllngz. stfu dawg.
 
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