If GOD wuz not able 2 pick up wiminz in BIBLE, Y r ppl expect me 2 pick up woman

wen i 2 gangsta like w/ jesus? in bible god wuz gangsta b/c tru gangsta do sum crazy shyt. neway GOD + jesus got 0 woman in WHOLE bible! if JESUS not b able 2 tap woman Y ppl r expecting tru gangsta cool boy like me 2 hit sum?
god wuz only tapped 1 woman in bible called mary.

how ppl can expect me 2 hit ne when god barely hit ne?
for ppl who are uneducate lol:

pimpin gangsta (50 cent) =/= tru gangsta cool boy (me, jesus ect.)
 
hhahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhaha. I shouldn't be laughing but it is funny loloooooooooooooooooooooolololololoololollololol!
Seriously though God is not a human so He wouldn't "hit ne" anyway. He doesn't possess such human desire like this
 
hhahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaahhaha. I shouldn't be laughing but it is funny loloooooooooooooooooooooolololololoololollololol!
Seriously though God is not a human so He wouldn't "hit ne" anyway. He doesn't possess such human desire like this
 
I'm praying for you. Christ had temptations but he did not do any sin.
 
Dis lyk god jus bee all 0v3r u gitten wif wimins. U jus g0t 2 b lyk wtf wayt til eye got a reeng on ur fyngrr. S lyk wat?? u don got 2 b all up on a g lyk dat. k33p it r3al.

S lyk y!a iz sayn dat eye haz 20 myspllngz. stfu dawg.
 
I'm praying for you. Christ had temptations but he did not do any sin.
 
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