If the bible was made out of smoked applewood bacon, would you cook it then eat it?

No, no one should ever destroy or throw away a Bible. I really like bacon though, but I wouldn't cook a Bible if it was made out of bacon, no.
 
Nope! That much bacon would definitely screw up my sensitive digestive tract.
 
Heck yeah!

Nothing better than a good book of bacon eh?
Besides, bacon is pretty hard to read. Raw or cooked.

Wait is there a catch? I don't want eating this book to convert me into a Christian or something.
 
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