If you were a pokemon, which pokemon would you pick and why?

[Wise11]

Im in the "Pokemon Mood" at the moment o,o

NO LEGENDARIES- ONLY COMMONS.

DISCUSS.
(Mine would be Golduck, because i loved that pokemon since i was young - and psyduck is awsome)

 

[breakpause]

I'd be a digglet. So i can look like a small dick digging underground and popping out in random places

 

[JakeGustafson]

MIDKIPZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[daniel]

i would want to be a bigglypuff, not jigglypuff, it was the huge jigglypuff from the first season that had the bid 40 year old dudes voice, it was quite hillarious, plus that was from when pokemon was good, and it remindes me of when i was like what 5? idk maby older or younger

 

[IBEDAM]

Slaking or Snorlax. I may be lazy but I can still take you down.