If you were a sperm, how would you greet an egg?

[jacksone5ive]

That is, so as to have the greatest chance of it letting you fertilize it?

 

[patheher]

Geronimooooooooooo!

 

[Lovenotwar12]

I'd first say hello to the egg. and then tell her how beautiful she was and that she would grow into a lovely human.... or salmon. Depending on what kind of egg i was talking to.

 

[SnakeHissperer]

I swear I'll pull out.