I'm a lonely person... Can you give me a joke so that i could laugh in front...

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...of my computer now? I'm so sad today... it is my final week and i pretty worry about my exam because i don't know anything about economics that graphing things AVC ATC MC=AC sort of things.. i don't know if i would pass it now... and in my algeb... i couldn;t get into another advance subject becuase i have to pass it first. that is, it is a prerequisit to other major subject.. it also my 3rd time here in algeb with the same prof, wishing someday he'll get pitty of me casue i've been with him all his teaching year...

but i don;t want to be sad and worry to much so i thought of asking you a joke so you'll help me get happy and relaxed.. now what joke do you got for me???
 
why did jesus quit hockey?


cause he kept getting nailed to the boards!


badummchhhh
 
A team of marine biologists accidentally catch a porpoise in one of their nets. They about to let it go, when they notice it has feet! They study it and preform tests, and are now ready to release it. One of the biologists asks, "Why don't we cut its feet off?" To which the other replies, "That would defeat the porpoise!"

BA DUM TISH
 
Oh don't be sad.....:(

OK, my joke's are a bit rubbish though...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"


Anyways just think of Piolo Pascual and I am sure that will put a smile on your face.. XX
 
A man goes to his doctors wearing only cling-film pants, the doctor says well i can clearly see your nuts.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips move.
 
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