I'm procrastinating .. i don't wanna do my english esssssay. Make me laugh...

[kate]

...for 10 points??? i'm doing an essay on Les Miserables......shoooooooooot me please?

will someone make me smile for 10 points?

 

[chibiredpanda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOpU01M4VX4

smile =)

 

[SeceWatt]

http://9021oh.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/shannen-doherty-f1z.jpg

 

[Ali]

A man goes to his doctor and the doctor says "I've got some good news and some bad news". The man asks for the bad news first and the doctor says "I've got the results of your tests back and you have 24 hours to live". The man is shocked but asks for the good news. The doctor opens his door and says "Do you see that gorgeous, blond, busty nurse over there? Well, she's my girl friend".

Did you smile, no. Never mind, do your essay instead.

 

[Rebelsheepgomoo]

1) whats the difference between a druggie and a ritz?
one is a snack-cracker and ones a crack-snacker

2) Why are jews' noses so big?
because air is free.

 

[Alina]

awkwardfamilyphotos.com