A man goes to his doctor and the doctor says "I've got some good news and some bad news". The man asks for the bad news first and the doctor says "I've got the results of your tests back and you have 24 hours to live". The man is shocked but asks for the good news. The doctor opens his door and says "Do you see that gorgeous, blond, busty nurse over there? Well, she's my girl friend".
Did you smile, no. Never mind, do your essay instead.